Name: Elizabeth Reina

Nickname: Liz / Sliz

Year Joined: 1999

First Skit ever written/performed in: Stock Market

Recurring Character(s): Mom, teacher, ho, woman #2

Favorite Skit: Bodyguards

Pirate Theater (in a word): Bodylicious


Below is a conversation between Liz and Captain Kyle over IM about her father's run-in with the AU Police on his way to Pirate Theater.

It goes to show you that being a member definitely has it's advantages.

 


E61880: Kyle! You can hear my story now!

Oing Robot: YES!

E61880: Pirate Theater can get you out of a speeding ticket! Here's the story....

Oing Robot: WOW! Okay!

E61880: On my father's way up here from NYC he got hungry so he stopped for dinner along the way. By the time he got into Alfred it was close to 9:00pm so he was hurrying a bit. When he rounded the corner by the Brick he was stopped by a cop for speeding. Being in my mother's car he was unsure of where the registration was so he was fumbling a bit. When the cop asked him where he was from and what he was doing here he said he was from NYC but in Alfred to visit his daughter, and in a hurry b/c he was going to be late to Pirate Theater. Apparently the cop said, "Pirate Theater, huh? Well, that's a good excuse. Go ahead."

Oing Robot: That....is....AWESOME!

E61880: So, the cop didn't give him a ticket! How cool is that?!

Oing Robot: Holy shit!

E61880: Apparently you're very well known.