Name: Joshua Arzt

Nickname:Arzt, Jimmy

Year Joined: 1997

First Skit ever written/performed in: Thanksgiving Surprise(acted)

Recurring Character(s): The Brain, Jimmy the Quadriplegic, guy who dies

Favorite Skit: Winnie the PLEASE DON'T EAT ME


Ode to the Moon

 

Out of the depths I cry to thee,

Almighty, ever-glowing iridescence,

Calling to my ever-empty soul,

Forever trapped in a prison of want.

 

For I seek to see the beauty in thee,

With a true sense of self-salvation...

 

...But, what say you,

Oh ancient mystery of the aging skies?

 

I proclaim to thee in riddle,

Where the answers are assumably known,

But, do I expect a divine answer,

That would ring more true than my own?

 

I continue to ascend this lightly-lit path,

Guided by the embers of your pale gaze,

And, I shall walk until the sky does glow,

By the aging fires of forever days...

 

-Joshua Arzt