Name: Gretchen Schwerzler

Nickname: uhhh? dont know that I have one for the Pirates

Year Joined: 2002

First Skit ever written/performed in: Do it for America with Steve Frost=)

Recurring Character(s): Slutty chicks / hookers / porn stars

Favorite Skit: Justice League of Alfred, Do it for America

Favorite Character: ??

Pirate Theater (in a word): Yumminess