Name: Ethan Kaye

Nickname: nothing official, but lately, "sandwich"

Year Joined: 1999

First Skit ever written/performed in: Stock Market (written/acted)

Recurring Character(s): Rev. Lionel C. Appleton

Favorite Skit: Justice League of Alfred II (see below)

Pirate Theater (in a word): "sandwich" no, no……."mongoloid"

 

My favorite skit is the second " Justice League of America" skit, the one I wrote. I hadn't seen the first one except for the part where Kyle whaps Angie with the paddle. I knew the characters of Silver Saxon, Greek Lantern, and Evil Art Bitch, so I used these characters plus added "Hillel", the Jewish defender and Pledge Boy (who I think might have been in the earlier skit too) as heroes, and Dark Lansdown and Engineero as villains. Dark Lansdown was a mystical figure in a cape, kind of because that's who Chris Lansdown was and he needed a big role in this. Last show and all.

The skit was so funny that Brent and I were rolling on the floor backstage*. It couldn't have gone off better, even though no one had ever practiced w/ costumes. Apparently Dark Lansdown threw ham at Hillel and it stuck to Hillel's draydel. I like it when my skits go off well. I don't think any of my other skits had people rolling on the floor.

 

God, America makes me high.

 

Ethan Kaye Facts

 

I went to the University of the Arts at the same time that Lori Swierczek did, although I didn't get as far academically as she did. She was as hot then as she is now, although food was scarce and most of us were starving.

 

 

 

*Editor's note: This sentence not to be taken out of context.