cruel.com – this is the site where I find most of my favorite sites. It’s a great place to start to find some crazy shit on the Internet.

bitch.shutdown.com – a wonderfully misogynistic misanthrope with essays on countless topics.

www.healthcentral.com/DrDean/Deanfulltexttopics.cfm?ID=13198 - The legend of the toothy vagina. A horrible tale even for the strong of heart.

orgy.aaronland.net/spam/lists/childrens_books – Funny list of children’s books you’ll never see.

ter.air0day.com/phantommenace.html – A wonderful abridged version of Star Wars- Episode One for those of you who were disappointed with the movie.

www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/index.html - My new favorite artist. This is almost too funny to be real. I love the commentary as well.

www.engrish.com - For those of you who laugh at accents of Asian people and translations from their language.

acad.stedwards.edu/~chart/triple/index.html – A wonderful story about an insane individual willing to do horrible things for merchandise. Illustrated well with pictures.

www.hideousjabberinghead.com - Go ahead, write in a question or two.

www.fartfarm.com/stories.html - Great farting stories

www.jalapeno.org/rra/ - Laugh at the retarded ravers!

www.geocities.com/Vienna/9938/object.html - The Inexplicable Object of the Week

www.freakfarm.com/retardedadvice.shtml - I’m sorry. I know it’s wrong, but I just can’t stop laughing at this.

www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html - Great illustrations of various types of entities that can be found in a flame war. If you don’t know what a flame war is, this won’t be funny.

www.antiqueweird.com/fanthorpe.htm - Excerpts from several books written by the worst sci-fi writer EVER!

www.twilight3d.com/humour/temp - Funny sound recordings done by some kids with too much time on their hands.

www.ontap.com/health/stinkyfeet/day1.html - This guy deliberately gave himself athlete’s foot. Find out why and watch the progression.

www.eddiebreen.com/galleries/gallery3a/gallery3.html - This kid buys people’s art at garage sales, doctors it up with crazy alterations and sells his stuff on ebay.

www.mchawking.com - One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on the internet. I’ve downloaded all the mp3s and MC Hawking is my new favorite gangsta rapper. This site is even for people who don’t like rap, like me.

www.fezine.com/lilith.html - a poignant review of the Lilith Fair tour.

www.classicgaming.com/rotw/custer.shtml - This makes me wish I still had my Atari.

drew.corrupt.net/lp/ - Pornographic pictures with lego men.

User.trinet.se/~prv247p/hatt/ - a great song from Azar Habib. And the flash animation is, well, really really….. strange.

www.pludie.com - some great little stories. The one with the girl named Tuna is my favorite.

www.noapologiespress.com/presents/asiandrink/ - laugh some more at the Asians.

www.actsofgord.com - This guy is my new hero. It’s a large sight, with much goodness to find. Read it in bits and pieces or if you’ve got a lot of time, all at once.

www.humdrum.demon.co.uk/teen.html - the truth about drugs and about puberty.

www.explodingdog.com - paint pictures done in an original style. The picture titles are snippets taken from conversations and other such things, and transformed into a whole new meaning. Some of them are pretty unspectacular, but the good ones make up for it.

www.theonion.com - the only source on the Internet for all your news needs.