What can I say about Pirate Theater? It has changed my life, as stupid as that sounds. No, seriously, it has. Some people may think of it as a stupid comedy group full of losers, with nothing better to do than dress up like fools and make jokes about the Wang. I, however, like to think of it as MY OWN PERSONAL stupid comedy group full of losers, with nothing better to do than dress up like fools and make jokes about the Wang. I have been a part of many campus organizations over the years, but none has even come close to the experiences I've had working with Pirate Theater. Pirate Theater was a great idea. It is Alfred's only comedy troupe, that is, we keep the same tight-knit bunch of cast members for multiple shows, as opposed to letting anyone come and go as they please. I am not an actor. I don't even think I'm that funny. Of all the things I'll miss about Alfred, Pirate Theater is right behind Gordon McKluskie. I really hope that this web site will help keep ties between older and newer generations of Pirates. That's is my goal.

Pirate Theater is about having fun and about comedy, but most of all it's about friendship (and sugar beets). Some of my best friends are Pirates. Some of them are also in Pirate Theater.

Enjoy the web page. I encourage you to send me stuff to put onto it, otherwise it’s not really a site for you, the Pirates.

"Of all the things I've ever done, and of all the things I will ever do... Pirate Theater will always be... one of those things." - Captain Dan